You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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