Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize