i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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