I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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