you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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