So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Randomize
