had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
i need some magic done to my vagina
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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