The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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