just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think my mom watched the whole time
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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