these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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