If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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