I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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