You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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