How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I think I am morally bankrupt
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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