i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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