I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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