would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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