He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Fuck appropriateness.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize