You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
