You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
