Old men and throwing up are my life now.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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