your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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