Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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