Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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