What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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