What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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