Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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