I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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