Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
do herpes really smell.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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