All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize