if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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