Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It was confusing and full of hummus
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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