She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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