Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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