Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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