Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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