I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Randomize
