I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Randomize
