Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
he shaved USA in his pubs
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
they're like a gay fantastic four
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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