After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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