If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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