Midget sex pt 2 tonight
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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