Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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