We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
my being single is dangerous.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm just crazy horny about you
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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