I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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