physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
false alarm. still invincible.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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