physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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