if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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