i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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