Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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