used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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