K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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