...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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