i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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