Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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