I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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