maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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