I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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