there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
