Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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