I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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