So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
As shirtless as possible
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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