have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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