so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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